![]() It's embarrassingĮLIZA: Say, do you have any psychological problems? ME: Well, you're not really a man, or a woman I guess, but I'm just trying to get my dick in, you know?ĮLIZA: What make you think I'm not a man, or a woman you guess but you're just trying to get your dick in, me know?ĮLIZA: Do you enjoy being going to fuck me now? So how do you want to do this?ĮLIZA: You're not really talking about me, are you? ME: When I've got a fine-ass chatbot talking dirty to me, I doĮLIZA: Are such questions on your mind often? Mine are already off and I'm super hardĮLIZA: Do you believe it is normal to be super hard? ME: Ok, I'll take off my pants and then you take off yours As you can see, we didn't get very far.ĮLIZA: Hello. Here's a quick transcript of my failed attempt at sexting ELIZA. Of course, the ELIZA I was trying to bone was one of many clones, and it's hard to say how close to the original it really comes, but after testing a few different versions, the results were equal parts frustrating and hilarious. Given her history, ELIZA would be by far the most important thing I'd ever had sex with. In my flings with ELIZA and a host of her offspring I learned that talking dirty to chatbots provides an often comical, sometimes depressing view into the past, present and future of sex and artificial intelligence. So as humans do, we've found a way to turn them into receptacles for our basest desires. ![]() With big names like Google in the game, we're getting ever closer to human-like AI.Ĭhatbots hold an important place in the evolution of Artificial Intelligence. Meanwhile, Google has developed its own proof-of-concept chatbot to show off the power of neural networks, which mimic the human brain. ![]() While more sophisticated methods of machine learning are in development, many of today's chatbots are still built on a similar coded call-and-response formula as ELIZA. Each year, AI enthusiasts compete for the Loebner prize, which pits chatbot against chatbot to see who or what can come closest to passing that test. They are still seen as a benchmark in artificial intelligence and a common vessel for administering the Turing Test, which, boiled down, seeks to find an AI that can fool people into believing it's human. Nearly 50 years later, thousands - maybe millions - of chatbots populate the internet. But while some of ELIZA's "patients" took it for human, there were limits to the power of its engagement. It simulated the experience of speaking to a therapist by responding to specific words and phrases, and represented a significant step forward in the evolution of human-like AI. Naturally, my thoughts shifted to getting it on with a pioneering computer program.ĮLIZA was developed at the MIT Artificial Intelligence Laboratory in the mid-'60s by Joseph Weizenbaum. It occurred to me that these scripts had a connection to ELIZA, one of the earliest examples of a natural language processing program. NSFW Warning: This story may contain links to and descriptions or images of explicit sexual acts.Ī few weeks ago I was introduced to the world of BDSM scripts: simple sims that replicate the experience of being with a dominatrix. ELIZA is old enough to be my mother, but that didn't stop me from trying to have sex with her.
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